The worst possible wedding band just offered their services to Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, undeniably, merits superior circumstances ahead, and it seems she’s poised to seek them out herself. Similarly, Travis Kelce also deserves improved conditions. Their recent announcement of their engagement has sparked excitement, although the wedding date remains unknown. Yet, we can confidently anticipate that a wedding will indeed take place.

Let’s wish for maximum privacy for Swift and Kelce, given the paparazzi might intrude at the event, hoping to capture an iconic shot to be sold quickly to news agencies for profit. Ideally, they shouldn’t, but we’re aware that some may attempt it.

Another act that has evolved is the 1970s band that later became a less-than-appreciated pop-rock group, Foreigner. It’s hoped that their social media post was just a funny attempt to gain attention for the band, but Foreigner took to Twitter to send a special message to Swift and Kelce.

Foreigner delivers Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce worst proposal ever

In a friendly tone, the post stated, “To Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, we’ve learned about love over the past 40 years, and it seems like you two are on that journey now. As a gesture of goodwill, we extend an invitation for us to be your wedding band. Wishing you all the best!

Overly sweet, much like the band’s music from the ’80s: That’s the best way to describe it. It’s akin to an overdramatic rock ballad by Foreigner – only this time, it’s found on social media platforms.

Initially, what could be a more straightforward way to phrase this is: Why does the band feel compelled to share with Swift and Kelce their length of time as a duo? It resembles a scenario where a teacher poses an unexpected query in a kindergarten class, and one child voluntarily responds, “I don’t have the correct answer, but I’ve been attending school here for the whole year.

An open letter to @taylorswift13 and @tkelce…

— Foreigner (@ForeignerMusic) September 3, 2025

Another possible rephrasing could be: There’s an unusual self-assuredness in the statement that the band “understands” the essence of love. Are they truly capable of doing so, especially as a unified group? It seems odd. Or is Foreigner referring to their music alone? If it’s the latter, we can confidently assert that Taylor Swift has likely grasped that type of love much earlier on.

It is possible, though, that Foreigner was merely a jest between Swift and Kelce. They might find humor in it much like how Foreigner became known for their humorous hits such as “I Don’t Want to Live Without You” in the 1980s.

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2025-09-05 19:00