This Morning’s Alison Hammond ‘tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed’

This Morning's Alison Hammond 'tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed'

As a seasoned theater-goer who has witnessed the antics of countless pantomime performers throughout my life, I must say that Alison’s recent foray into the world of panto was nothing short of a riotous success! Her ability to effortlessly infuse cheeky innuendos into her lines, while maintaining an air of innocence and professionalism, is truly a testament to her comedic prowess.

Alison Hammond has reportedly ‘topped the celebrity panto rich list with her huge earnings.’ 

The host of “This Morning,” who is 49 years old, is now starring as the Magical Mermaid in Peter Pan at Birmingham Hippodrome for the second consecutive year.

Based on a recent report by The Sun, she is earning an impressive £195,000 for her 65-show engagement during the holiday season.

Elsewhere, Vernon Kay is making around £190,000 in his role as Aladdin at Wycombe’s Swan Theatre. 

Scott Mills is earning the same for his stint as Mayor Mills in Jack and the Beanstalk in Swansea. 

In my own words, I’d express it as: “I’ve learned from reliable sources that while pantomime might appear light-hearted to the audience, backstage it can be quite cutthroat.” This maintains the informative and personal tone you requested.

This Morning's Alison Hammond 'tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed'

This Morning's Alison Hammond 'tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed'

‘Agents pay close attention to where their clients’ names appear on posters and the size of the font, as this indicates their earnings. In general, being positioned at the top-left corner of the poster suggests that the actor is the highest-paid star.’

TopMob has contacted Alison Hammond’s representative for comment. 

Last week, Alison found herself potentially taken off the air during Capital Breakfast due to her suggestive pantomime references – she even requested that some parts of it be edited out.

The celebrity from This Morning appeared on the show alongside hosts Jordan North, Chris Stark, and Sian Welby, participating in a game by reading out some daring jokes.

Sian clarified: “Alright, these are our fresh, contemporary plays for you. You will be the lead actor, and you will always get the final line, understood, Alison?

Here you go! Let me pass on your notes and script to you. Feel free to bask in all the accolades, enjoy all the witty lines. Once you’re set, folks, just let us know.

Initially, Sian assumed the position of storyteller, introducing the narrative by saying: “Let’s get started. I will be serving as your narrator.

‘Hoping to save up some money for an around the world cruise next year, and with no husband to cover the cost, Widow Twankey had decided to put her cave up on Airbnb. 

‘It was going well, because her first holidaymakers Aladdin and friend Jason were at the door.’

This Morning's Alison Hammond 'tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed'
This Morning's Alison Hammond 'tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed'

In a playful manner imitating Aladdin, Jordan remarked to Jason, “Gosh, Jason, isn’t this enchanting? Reminds me of the pictures from the advertisement,” followed by Chris.

Speaking in character as Jason, he added, “I’m quite impressed with how they’ve transformed this place. The stonework is beautiful, and I can hardly believe they managed to accommodate us on such short notice.

In the make-believe pantomime, Alison assumed the character of Widow Twankey and playfully declared: “Look what we have now? Let’s go inside, lads. It’s been quite some time since Aladdin was last in my den!

Instead of that, she erupted into laughter and said, “Hahaha! That’s just mischievous! Goodness gracious, shouldn’t I be keeping a straight face?

‘Nope, straight face!’ insisted Sian, but Alison demanded: ‘Can you cut this in?’

Moving forward, the host carried on: “We’re airing live now, Alison. There’s no room for edits. Let’s get started then, here comes act two!

On this occasion, as the storyteller, Jordan announced: ‘Our second pantomime is a contemporary take on Cinderella.’

While the high-ranking individuals of the kingdom were making their way into the palace, Cinderella’s unattractive sisters, frustrated by people ignoring them on Tinder, decided to initiate a conversation with Prince Charming ahead of time. Notably, they had already been impressed by his hospitality skills.

In disguise as the not-so-beautiful sister, Sian remarked: “Prince Charming, it seems your ability to host a gathering is quite remarkable,” followed by Chris’s comment: “Indeed, it’s all thanks to my exceptional party organizer.

In another way of saying it, Alison playfully remarked about the second indirect compliment: “Oh, what a charming and modest gentleman! You truly are quite a prize, Your Majesty. It seems your influence is only growing larger by the day!

Maintaining her poise on this occasion, the host of “This Morning” chuckled, saying, “‘That was quite amusing, wasn’t it? I didn’t laugh… That was mischievous.’

For panto number three, the hosts and Alison re-enacted a modern version of Dick Whittington.

‘Oh. I’m already laughing on the inside,’ said Alison, trying to keep herself together.

This Morning's Alison Hammond 'tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed'
This Morning's Alison Hammond 'tops celebrity panto rich list as HUGE earnings are revealed'

As I, the lifestyle guide, recount the tale, meet Dick Whittington – a man yearning for change, weary from his daily grind of commuting to London. Eagerly seeking excitement and a fresh start, Dick’s spirits soared when he received an unexpected phone call, inviting him to join the cast of Love Island.

Interestingly enough, I found myself drawn to the charms of Dick, much like a moth to a flame. Once the Casa Amor ladies entered the scene, it seemed my self-restraint took a backseat.

As if I were Maya Jama, Sian playfully said: “Now Chloe, let’s discover if Dick is coming back to the villa solo, or if he’s found someone new… Any thoughts, Dick?

Jordan said: ‘Maya, it seems like Casa overpowered me, but she’s quite athletic, right?’ can be rephrased as: Sian asked: ‘What do you think about the outcome, Chloe?’ or simply: Sian asked: ‘Chloe, what’s your take on the result?’

In a humorous manner, Alison, portraying Chloe this round, playfully exclaimed: “Who does she believe she’s dealing with? She has just five seconds to stop grabbing my character’s name, Dick! Hahaha! Such mischief!

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2024-12-18 00:48

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