8 popular songs from the 1980s that are still awful now 

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In the ’80s, radio waves reigned supreme as the primary source of new music, particularly individual tracks. However, one influential factor emerged that determined whether new songs would flounder or thrive – MTV and music videos. Though many worthy songs ascended to popularity, a significant number did so due to their accompanying eye-catching videos.

Through videos, lesser-known artists, producers, and record companies gained an opportunity to elevate music that fell short in terms of lyrics or production quality, often reaching near stardom. Additionally, some artists who may not have been successful otherwise managed to present themselves well visually in their videos.

As a music enthusiast, I must admit that there were times when our favorite tracks didn’t have accompanying music videos. In hindsight, it could have been a blessing in disguise for those not-so-great songs. After all, if they lacked a video, MTV might have made us endure the tune regardless, just to keep up with their playlist.

8 songs from the 1980s that sound awful today

 “Wango Tango” – Ted Nugent (1980)

Today, Nugent continues to perform this particular piece, and although initially some critics praised it highly, over time it found its way onto several lists of worst performances due to the poorly received solo. If there was an initial charm, it seems that appeal faded as time passed. Nevertheless, Nugent persists in playing it.

“The One That You Love” – Air Supply (1981)

This Australian band’s top album features a title track that initially earned them the nickname “kings of soft rock.” Although some might label them as the rulers of sentimental rock (assuming there is any rock element present), this tune soared to No. 1 in the U.S. and beyond. However, listening to it today, it can feel like an overly sweetened cup of lukewarm tea.

“The Safety Dance” – Men Without Hats (1982)

This song didn’t immediately become a global hit, but initially had some allure and a message behind it, created by Ivan Doroschuk, the frontman of this Canadian band. However, though his intention to address the mistreatment of dancers by club bouncers was commendable at the time, its popularity eventually faded away.

“Karma Chameleon” –  Culture Club (1983)

Initially, people might not have fully understood the meaning behind a “Karma Chameleon,” as Boy George clarified later on, but its catchy tune made an impression. The video was also well-produced during the early years of MTV. However, as time passed, not just in months, but years and decades, it seems to have lost the initial appeal it once held and has yet to regain its popularity to such an extent.

“I Just Called to Say I Love You” – Stevie Wonder (1984)

Surely, it’s not an exaggeration to label Stevie Wonder as a musical prodigy. However, even extraordinary artists like him may occasionally produce songs that miss the mark. This particular ballad seems to be one such instance where the emotion might have been overemphasized, much like burnt toast on a Sunday morning. Apologies, Stevie, your other works continue to shine brilliantly elsewhere.

 “Party All The Time” – Eddie Murphy (1985)

Eddie Murphy’s SNL skits demonstrated his singing abilities, but the songs he released on his albums raised some eyebrows, with Rick James’ song being a particularly debatable choice. This particular track was often compared to Gumby disco-dancing, and for good reason. Despite reaching number 2, it became popular for all the wrong reasons.

“Boom Boom Boom Let’s Go Back To My Room” – Paul Lekakis (1987)

This composition was designed to appeal to both live dance performances and music video audiences. Lekakis, however, was more of a photographic model than a vocalist, and the song’s lyrics were among the weakest of the decade. Despite this, it managed to perform well, particularly in the dance charts.

“Girl You Know It’s True” – Milli Vanilli (1988)

Was there ever a song by this pair who weren’t particularly skilled singers but were excellent dancers, that was well-received? It wasn’t crucial since they had the looks and dance abilities to make an impact, and indeed, they managed to top the charts. However, things changed when it was revealed that they didn’t actually sing a single note on that song.

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2025-08-17 13:30