Bitcoin Now Bigger Than Your 401(k) (And Other 2025 Lies I Believe)
Remember when Bitcoin was just something your stoner cousin ranted about at Thanksgiving? Yeah, well, fast-forward to now and Wall Street’s sipping matcha while discussing on-chain liquidity. Washington’s not passing laws against crypto anymore – they’re passing laws for it. It’s like the nerds won the apocalypse. Congrats, I guess. 🎉





