Bitcoin’s Descent: A Masterclass in Financial Farce & Folly 💸🎭

US Treasuries, backed by the U.S. government (a rare entity in today’s world!), have become the default choice for investors seeking safety over spectacle. Bitcoin, that volatile paragon of risk, has only limped upward by 8% this year. For an asset that once soared like a phoenix on wings of greed, this is the financial equivalent of a lead balloon. Or, as Oscar Wilde might say, “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about… and certainly not being talked about because you’re falling apart.” 🐢💸

Kingdom Come: Deliverance lead says Obsidian should use its Microsoft fortune to make games more like Kingdom Come: Deliverance—’Give me something more than… level grinding in a static scripted world’

Daniel Vávra, the director of both Kingdom Come: Deliverance games, seems to agree with Fraser’s assessment. In a post on X (formerly Twitter), Vávra gave Obsidian’s newest game a solid, but not spectacular, 7 out of 10. However, he expressed disappointment, stating that despite fifteen years and significant resources from Microsoft, the team behind his favorite games (Fallout and New Vegas) hasn’t been able to innovate beyond the established formula with any new gameplay mechanics.

The Running Man Rating Continues Arnold Schwarzenegger Tradition

Film Ratings has added the upcoming 2025 adaptation of The Running Man to its website, and it’s been given an R rating by the MPA. The rating is due to strong violence, some graphic content, and language. This makes the new film similar to the original 1987 movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, which also received an R rating upon release.

PEPENODE: Bear Market’s New Best Friend!

Behold, the venerable Willy Woo, with his sagacious gaze, hath discerned the perils of MicroStrategy’s debt structure, which, though fraught with peril, seemeth more robust than in yesteryears-a testament to the maturation of the crypto realm. 🐻‍❄️ Yet lo! The token $PEPENODE, a gamified mine-to-earn loop, doth entice the masses: purchase virtual meme nodes, upgrade facilities, and combine them to amplify bonuses within a browser-based server-room simulator. 🎮 The price, oh wondrously low, hovers at $0.00113-$0.00114, accessible via ETH, BNB, or USDT (ERC-20 & BEP-20), and even card payments for the impatient. Staking rewards, oh marvel! Exceed hundreds of percent APY-some sources claim >650%! 🚀 The total supply, a staggering 210 billion, with allocations for public sale and staking rewards. The roadmap, a tapestry of simulated mining, leaderboards, and cross-meme-coin bonuses. 🧠