Ethereum’s Downfall? Bitcoin’s Best BFF & ETH’s Midlife Crisis 🚨
According to the report, Bitcoin’s the golden child of treasuries, while Ethereum’s stuck in a “structural weaknesses” phase-probably from trying too hard to be the next big thing. The analysts claim Ethereum’s “digital asset treasury” vibes have led to a classic case of institutional investors hoarding ETH at cost and then selling it to retail at a markup. Sounds like a pyramid scheme masquerading as a business model. 🤡







