Nostalgia today isn’t quite the same as it once was. You can’t simply cherish memories of your childhood favorites as you used to, as there are sources like me on the internet that may challenge the idea that these childhood treasures were as wonderful as you remember.
As a movie critic, born in the ’80s or ’90s (yes, I’m officially old), let me tell you this: Some films that were once favorites from our childhood may not pass the test of time under adult scrutiny. But there are exceptions!
For instance, Terminator 2: Judgment Day is still a masterpiece, worthy of every praise it received back then. The Princess Bride remains as magical and timeless as ever. And let me assure you, Babe, that heartwarming tale of a pig with dreams, holds up even better than you might remember. It may just be superior to your fond recollections!
While there are a few notable exceptions, many of the things we used to watch in the ’80s and ’90s on VHS tapes using VCRs and had to rewind before returning to video stores haven’t held up over time. Just like how our bodies have aged with sagging skin, thinning hair, and fading youthfulness, these shows have also felt the effects of the passing years.
The following fifteen films are often categorized as “timeless classics” from their respective eras. While viewing them may evoke feelings of nostalgia and potentially offer enjoyment, without the historical context, these movies might not seem as captivating as they once did.
Nostalgic Movies From Our Childhoods That Are Actually Bad
Superman II (1980)
The film “Superman II” is often fondly remembered due to Terence Stamp’s iconic performance as General Zod and the catchphrase “Kneel before Zod!”, but unfortunately, the movie as a whole leaves much to be desired. It seems that some of its appeal stems from being associated with nostalgia for the original Christopher Reeve Superman film, which is generally considered superior.
Even elements that were effective in the first Superman movie, such as the chemistry between Christopher Reeve and Margot Kidder, seem misplaced here. In this version, Superman becomes so preoccupied with showing Lois his Fortress of Solitude that he fails to notice three Kryptonian supermen taking over the planet. One might expect Superman, who has super-hearing among other powers, to be aware of such a threat. However, in this film he seems to suffer from some kind of amnesia, as he also has magic kisses, teleportation abilities, and projectile chest emblems, while his super-hearing seems to have been omitted for no apparent reason.
Tron (1982)
Tron is packed with intriguing concepts and designs, with its arcade game being a standout of its time. However, as a franchise, it often creates visually and audibly appealing films with relatively bland storylines. Initially, critics lauded the movies for their visuals but overlooked some of its larger problems. Today, I find it harder to ignore these issues since the groundbreaking special effects have been outdone by numerous other productions.
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
The long-running comedy “Nerds” has an unexpected dark side for a show about the underdogs. It’s riddled with offensive jokes targeting homosexuality and race, as well as a plotline where a fraternity of misfits seek revenge on a sorority by invading their home and spying on them using hidden cameras. The climax involves the head nerd disguising himself as a popular girl’s boyfriend, deceiving her into having sex, only for her to fall in love with him despite his dishonesty.
A remake was attempted in the mid-2000s but failed at the last minute before filming began. This could suggest that nostalgia plays a significant role in viewers’ affection for “Nerds”; or it might be because the movie’s message of rewards for mistreated outsiders doesn’t sit well with contemporary audiences, requiring a reboot that critiques this concept and questions whether nerds truly deserve love, fame, and success merely due to their struggles with bullies.
Sixteen Candles (1984)
John Hughes is commonly associated with humorously poignant depictions of teenagers through movies such as “The Breakfast Club” and “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.” However, it’s surprising to look back on “Sixteen Candles,” given its portrayal of Long Duk Dong, a foreign exchange student who unfortunately perpetuates numerous Asian stereotypes. This character, who is accompanied by a gong sound effect every time he appears, seems like a relic from a different era. In retrospect, “Sixteen Candles” star Molly Ringwald admits that Long Duk Dong was a “grotesque stereotype” in an essay for the New Yorker. The essay also delves into Hughes’ films’ treatment of women and their casual homophobia, demonstrating how his work embodies the attitudes and norms of its time but not necessarily our own.
The Goonies (1985)
For numerous individuals who fondly remember the ’80s, The Goonies continues to be a cherished classic. However, it’s possible that those who haven’t revisited this film in recent years or decades might find it less captivating compared to other Spielberg-inspired worlds from the same era. The movie features a talented young cast and boasts impressive production design, but upon reevaluation, it may not stand as strongly against the test of time. As an older viewer, I find myself relating more to the cautionary adults in The Goonies than the energetic kids (mind the rusty metal, children, you might catch tetanus!). Fortunately, the Cyndi Lauper soundtrack still sounds great.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
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Hook (1991)
The Crow (1994)
I’ve never really gotten into the hype around this movie. The over-the-top, Alex Proyas universe feels out of sync for me, especially because the villains seem like they belong in a sequel to “Death Wish”. (Interestingly, that’s not far from the truth – this film is like a “Death Wish” where the protagonist seeks revenge for his own murder, instead of just his wife’s.) Brandon Lee does a great job in his role, but I find The Crow character less captivating. He’s completely immune to pain and lacks any significant weaknesses until the final scene. (Given this, it’s no surprise that he emerges victorious. It seems like a foregone conclusion.) I found the more recent remake of “The Crow” somewhat disappointing, though perhaps not significantly worse than the original. (In this movie, Lee’s character Eric Draven is shot frequently. Considering the unfortunate events during production, I can’t help but feel a connection between these on-screen depictions and real life, which sometimes blurs the line between reality and fiction, and evokes a sense of sadness.)
The Mask (1994)
In recent times, it seems like there’s a major superhero film release every few months. Contrastingly, in the ’90s, superheroes were often considered B-movie material and were typically adapted from lesser-known independent comics, such as “The Mask,” a Dark Horse comic about a magical mask that grants wearers near-invincibility at the cost of their sanity. The movie softened the comic’s darker elements and emphasized its eccentric protagonist, portrayed brilliantly by Jim Carrey, whose facial expressions made the film’s green makeup and cartoony special effects almost unnecessary. Carrey’s performance is more impressive than humorous, and there are fewer jokes (and a harsher tone) than you might recall. However, given the success of the film, the toys, the animated series, and the famous lines, a touch of nostalgia is quickly excused.
Independence Day (1996)
1996 saw the most significant blockbuster, an over-the-top (and somewhat silly) action extravaganza centered around an alien invasion. Audiences and numerous critics were captivated by the groundbreaking (and structure-crumbling) special effects, often overlooking the underdeveloped characters within a hodgepodge of well-worn storylines. However, it remains superior to “Independence Day: Resurgence, ” a film that nobody looks back on fondly.
Twister (1996)
In 1996, the second-most successful film was “Twister,” a movie that relied heavily on special effects but lacked depth in terms of story and character development. At the time, the visual effects were indeed impressive, but today they appear ordinary, almost routine – just like any other special effects we see in movies. I often wish I could appreciate “Twister” as much as Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character does in this movie; he always seems to be enjoying everything around him.
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Space Jam (1996)
When Space Jam first came out in theaters, it wasn’t well-received by critics. However, over time, especially among younger reviewers who grew up watching it, the movie has received more favorable reviews, currently boasting a 3.3 score on Letterboxd. Nowadays, people often refer to Space Jam as a beloved ’90s classic, which is surprising considering that it’s just an average Looney Tunes film featuring an average performance by Michael Jordan and a few cameos.
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
Despite its poor quality, which is obvious if you’ve recently revisited “Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie” – a film that undeniably deserves a spot on this list – it’s worth noting that it had a larger budget compared to typical Power Rangers episodes. However, visually, the movie seems as cheesy as any Power Rangers TV show, if not more so; some scenes appear to have been poorly dubbed during post-production, making the dialogue sound disjointed or muffled. It’s astonishing that such a poorly made film could be distributed nationwide. Yet, those who grew up watching this movie on repeat in the late ’90s continue to defend it enthusiastically.
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)
The movie “The Phantom Menace” serves as an intriguing example for this list. Within a few years, it, along with the other “Star Wars” prequels, faced criticism from dedicated “Star Wars” fans who felt that George Lucas single-handedly ruined their childhood experiences. Twenty-five years later, those who grew up watching the prequels consider them an integral part of their own “Star Wars” history, flaws (and Jar Jars) included. In my opinion, both perspectives may be skewed, and I believe that “The Phantom Menace” is neither as terrible as the initial wave of “Star Wars” fans claim nor as great as the subsequent generation thinks. That’s just the power of nostalgia at work.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
As a movie enthusiast who cherishes practical special effects, Rick Baker’s Grinch makeup in the 2000 version and the overall production design were nothing short of extraordinary. However, the story that unfolded on those stunning sets left me feeling more disheartened than Christmas morning. The movie “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” seems to have been guided by the Grinch himself, as it exudes a sour and grumpy vibe throughout.
Extending Dr. Seuss’ brief cautionary tale into a full-length film feels like an attempt to immerse us in the Grinch’s misery (and Jim Carrey’s excessive antics). Despite its popularity among many, I can’t help but prefer the heartwarming charm of “It’s a Wonderful Life” over this holiday favorite. And while some may consider me a Scrooge for saying so, I’ll gladly stay that way and stick with my beloved classic.
The Most Ridiculous Movie Tie-In Food Ever Made
20. Subway’s The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Fiery Footlongs
In simpler terms, the sequel to “The Hunger Games” was named “Catching Fire.” Subway attempted to advertise their “Fiery Footlongs,” which might seem like an odd connection if you’re not familiar with the plot of this franchise.
However, for those who are, you know that in the dystopian world depicted in The Hunger Games, people are literally fighting for survival and food is scarce. Hence the name “Hunger Games!” It’s quite peculiar to advertise a food item like a Turkey Jalapeno Melt when the context is about starving individuals competing in deadly battles for sustenance. Yet, considering the dystopian nature of the franchise, it might not be entirely out of place. Perhaps it’s an intentional marketing strategy.
19. Johnny Rockets’ Kong: Skull Island Street Tots
For centuries, restaurant chains have attempted to transform non-nacho foods into nacho-like versions. Coinciding with the launch of the Monsterverse’s movie “Kong: Skull Island,” Johnny Rockets introduced a new item called “Street Tots” – tater tots arranged in a nacho style. One might wonder, what connection do street tots have with “Kong: Skull Island”? As the title implies, the film is primarily set on an unexplored island in the ocean, which features no streets or street food like tater tots. Furthermore, the term “street tot” suggests a piece of food picked up off the ground, which doesn’t seem appetizing at all – “Oh no, don’t eat that one. I dropped it. It’s a street tot.” Needless to say, I’d rather pass on that offering.
18. Denny’s Independence Day: Resurgence Red, White & Bacon Menu
When you consider the Independence Day movies, two elements come to mind: extraterrestrial spaceships destroying iconic Earth landmarks, and an overabundance of bacon. Lots and lots of bacon! The reason is unclear, but it’s a familiar association for you. Afterwards, you might find yourself at Denny’s, renowned for offering unusual movie-themed food, with a menu boasting no fewer than seven dishes all centered around bacon. There were bacon-filled skillets, burgers, samplers, tots, numerous bacon slams, and even a bacon ice cream sundae. It felt as though Denny’s envisioned bacon as the destructive alien weapon and your digestive system as the Empire State Building.
17. Burger King’s The Addams Family Wednesday Whopper
For some time now, Burger King has been quite daring in the hues of their Whopper buns. It’s not just about traditional bun colors anymore. Depending on the release of a special film, they can transform into shades like red (for ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’) or resemble fire (for ‘How to Train Your Dragon’). Even for ‘The Addams Family’, they introduced a “Wednesday Whopper” with a purple bun. Interestingly, the vibrant purple of the bun appeared more appealing than the grayish burger I received within it.
16. IHOP’s Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Stuffed French Toasts
In essence, this menu is themed around an video game inspired by movies, specifically Indiana Jones. However, the food choices are quite unusual and deserve a mention. Considering that IHOP opted for an Indiana Jones promotion, one might expect more conventional dishes. Instead, they served stuffed French toast in three different varieties to celebrate the Xbox release of Indiana Jones at the Great Circle.
Upon tasting this menu, the food was generally disappointing (particularly the Explorer’s Caramel Apple Butter Hot Chocolate), but that’s almost a moot point. The game’s official title is Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. So why not offer a widely recognized circular breakfast item like pancakes, given the menu’s theme? Instead, they served square French toast. It’s a bit puzzling considering IHOP’s name explicitly references pancakes. One can’t help but wonder how they managed to miss the mark so dramatically with this promotion.
15. MrBeast Burger’s Shrek Quesadilla
In the timeframe since the last Shrek movie (until Shrek 5), internet sensation MrBeast introduced a green Shrek-themed Quesadilla through his restaurant chain, MrBeast Burger. However, this ghost kitchen operation faced legal issues starting in 2023 as MrBeast accused his associates of damaging his brand by linking it to restaurants serving subpar or inedible food. (His partners later filed a countersuit against him for $100 million.)
It’s ironic, isn’t it? When creating a dish inspired by a swamp creature like Shrek, one might expect the food to be questionable in taste or even inedible!
14. IHOP’s The Grinch Grinch’s Green Pancakes
As a movie enthusiast, I’d say it like this: “Step aside, Burger King! IHOP has just upped their game with colorful pancakes that give your Whopper buns a run for their money. They’ve created an edible tribute to the animated Grinch, offering green pancakes adorned with cream cheese icing, whipped cream, and candy hearts – no furry pancakes in sight though! Now, that’s what I call a delicious movie tie-in!
13. IHOP’s The Addams Family Morticia’s Haunted Hot Chocolate
If you want to see something truly green, skip the Grinch-themed pancakes; instead, find a picture of my face after I drank a purple hot chocolate inspired by The Addams Family. Yes, the same Addams Family that inspired the purple Burger King Whopper. That movie is like my own personal horror film, but with food.
Originally, this drink was just supposed to be a mug of hot chocolate topped with violet whipped cream and a drizzle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup. But there seems to have been some kind of malfunction at the junction here, because after a few minutes it turned into what looked like radioactive goo.
12. Denny’s Solo: A Star Wars Story Co-Reactor Pancakes
In a timely manner, Denny’s secured the rights to the popular “Star Wars” franchise just before the release of the Han Solo spinoff movie. Utilizing this new license, they created an entire menu themed around the movie, such as the “Lightspeed Slam” and the “Two Moons Skillet.” However, the most notable items on the menu were the “Co-Reactor Pancakes,” which consisted of pancakes adorned with strawberries, strawberry sauce, whipped cream, and Pop Rocks (renamed by Denny’s as “Crystal Crunch Rocks”).
Even today, I remain unsure about what a “co-reactor” refers to. While it might be the power source for the Millennium Falcon, Google search results don’t provide any relevant examples of this term in context outside of Denny’s. Thus, it seems that Denny’s may have crafted its own “Star Wars” continuity to align with their menu offerings. Perhaps someone should pose this question to Pablo Hidalgo for clarification.
11. IHOP’s Wonka Dreamy Lemonade
Perhaps IHOP had some leftover purple food coloring from their “Addams Family” menu, as they also used it extensively in their “Wonka” menu, offering dishes like “Wonka’s Vibrant Purple Pancakes,” smothered with a purple topping (syrup, glaze, whatever you’d like to call it), and a “Daydream Berry Biscuit,” drizzled with a purple sauce (mixed berry sauce, compote, etc.).
The most peculiar item on the menu was the “Dreamy Lemonade,” which claimed to have “prickly pear-flavored lemonade served in a glass rimmed with cream cheese icing and rainbow sprinkles,” topped with cotton candy. However, when viewed in person, the cream cheese icing rim didn’t resemble traditional icing; it was more reminiscent of something straight out of Willy Wonka’s wildest dreams (apologies for the imagery).
10. Little Caesars’ The Batman Calzony
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9. IHOP’s IF Menu
In IHOP, the menu for John Krasinski’s puzzling kids movie “IF ” featured some unusual items. The most eye-catching was the “Dazzleberry Pancakes,” which had an artificial blue-green hue. Additionally, one fountain soda was served with a Bomb Pop dropped in, and another contained a floating gummy candy. However, the most extraordinary food this time around was the “Lewis’ Cinn-a-Bear Stack.” Essentially, it was a mountain of pancakes topped with an equally large pile of donuts. Remarkably, despite its wild appearance, they tasted delicious. Quite unexpected!
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8. White Castle’s X-Men: Apocalypse’s Apocalyptic Waffle Slider
Wow, it seems White Castle took advantage of the release of Fox’s movie, X-Men: Apocalypse, to launch a spicy slider trio. The first one had ghost pepper cheese, while the second included not only ghost pepper cheese but also crispy onions and chipotle mayo. The third one was called “Apocalyptic Waffle Slider,” featuring mini waffles as buns, an egg, spicy chorizo sausage, and more ghost pepper cheese. It’s a bit puzzling why they named this menu after the Marvel villain Apocalypse, given that he doesn’t have heat-based powers. However, I must say that the impact of these spicy sliders on my digestive system was truly “apocalyptic,” to use your words.
7. IHOP’s Minions: The Rise of Gru Minion Menu
For several years, IHOP has presented numerous menus themed around the Minions, such as the enticing “Loaded Minion Taters.” More recently, they teamed up with the movie “Rise of Gru” for a collaboration that included two beverages, a milkshake, a burger, iced donuts, and the intriguing “Ba-Ba-Banana Pudding Pancakes” – pancakes smothered in banana pudding, Nilla wafers, whipped cream, banana slices, and something IHOP calls “Minion Sprinkles.” Please, do not enlighten me about the composition of Minion Sprinkles. I’d prefer to remain blissfully unaware.
6. DiGiorno’s Deadpool & Wolverine “The Wade Special” Frozen Pizza
As a dedicated movie enthusiast, let me attest that product branding can sometimes cross the line between genius and overkill. Case in point: the DiGiorno’s “The Wade Special” pizza, a culinary homage to Deadpool’s pineapple and olive pizza order in the first film. The collaboration with Deadpool & Wolverine adds an intriguing layer of reference to the strained relationship between the characters, mirroring the unusual pairing of these two toppings on one pizza.
Now, I must admit I am a fan of olives on my pizza, and occasionally, even Hawaiian pies can hit the spot. However, when it comes to this olive-pineapple fusion, I’m left feeling like a misfit duo from a superhero movie-it just doesn’t gel quite right for me!
5. IHOP’s The Lorax Gren Eggs and Ham
In a fun twist of events, IHOP and the whimsical universe of Dr. Seuss pair perfectly, similar to how green eggs and ham go hand in hand. On various occasions coinciding with the release of Seuss animated films, IHOP served up this unique dish – “green eggs” being scrambled eggs with creamed spinach. It’s just what every young fan of The Lorax would delight in eating.
It’s safe to say that IHOP likely saw a surge in sales for their “Truffula Chip Pancakes”, adorned with rainbow sprinkles and strawberry yogurt sauce, over the creamed spinach eggs. (They even offered blueberry pancakes nestled inside a waffle cone on some odd occasion. By those standards, green Grinch pancakes were quite mild.)
4. Denny’s Fantastic Four Slamtastic 4 Menu (Including Thing Burger [With Thing Sauce])
A “Thing Burger” is what you get when you layer a hand-made beef patty with crispy hash browns, an egg cooked as desired, cheddar cheese, two crispy bacon strips, and top it off with a bun smothered in melted cheddar cheese. This burger was part of Denny’s “Slamtastic 4” menu, created to honor the Josh Trank adaptation of Marvel’s Fantastic Four. To add more flavor, they added a “Thing sauce” that had quite a punch. Though Denny’s Fantastic Four-inspired dishes were unusual – including pancakes with clear citrus syrup and a skillet of spicy sausage and eggs for the Human Torch – I must admit: The movie was even worse.
3. Van Leeuwen’s Glass Onion Ice Cream
Van Leeuwen Ice Cream cleverly played with the concept of mystery when they introduced a unique flavor inspired by the upcoming “Knives Out” sequel, “Glass Onion”. Instead of revealing the contents, they kept it secret from customers. This strategy served two purposes: one, maintaining an intriguing theme; and two, concealing the fact that the flavor was onion-based to avoid potential off-putting reactions. I’ve tried this peculiar ice cream myself, and it indeed tasted like a chilly version of French onion soup. If marketed as “Apocalypse Now” tie-in food, it would have been just as fitting, given its unexpected flavor that might evoke a sense of horror.
2. Denny’s The Hobbit Menus
By the 2010s, collaborations between chain restaurants and Hollywood had been commonplace for several decades. However, Denny’s partnership with “The Hobbit” movies surpassed all previous efforts. Instead of a single themed dish or a kids meal with a toy inspired by the movie, Denny’s introduced full menus of themed food for both the first two films, “An Unexpected Journey” and “The Desolation of Smaug.”
Some standout dishes from these menus included the “Lonely Mountain Treasure” (French toast pieces made from seed cake and dipped in cream cheese icing), the “Smaug’s Fire Burger” (made with jalapenos, a cheddar bun, and a special X-sauce), “Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies” (a self-explanatory dish), and the “Hobbit Hole Breakfast” (the mystery of this one remains unsolved). These menus generated massive buzz on social media, paving the way for our current trend of highly shareable food tie-ins on Instagram.
1. IHOP’s Horton Hears a Who Who-Cakes
Even though the eccentric dishes on Denny’s The Hobbit menu are quite unusual, they pale in comparison to this extraordinary IHOP creation inspired by Horton Hears a Who from 2008. This delightful concoction consisted of a tower of pancakes adorned with rainbow chocolate chips, drizzled with blueberry and boysenberry glazes, all held together with an oversized lollipop.
The promotional image looks decidedly bizarre – and the pictures shared by customers who received their orders are even more mind-boggling. (It’s worth noting that IHOP also served green eggs and ham for Horton, presumably because many children might prefer green eggs and creamed spinach to a lollipop pancake stack.)
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