10 Terrible Movie Performances So Bad They Became Iconic

Numerous outstanding film performances have been etched in history as iconic masterpieces. For instance, Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker in “The Dark Knight,” Marlon Brando’s transformation into mobster Vito Corleone in “The Godfather,” and Gloria Swanson’s depiction of Norma Desmond, a fading silent film star in “Sunset Boulevard.” These performances are not only captivating but also memorable, quotable, and impossible to forget. Witnessing an accomplished actor become one with an adored character is always a delight, particularly when that performance will endure for generations.

As a film critic, I’ve seen my fair share of iconic performances that have been universally praised. However, there are certain actors who delivered certain characters in specific films that aren’t celebrated for their acting prowess or artistic finesse, but rather, for the sheer spectacle of how they managed to elicit cringes instead of tears. These performances aren’t etched in our memory banks because of their talent or emotional depth, but rather, due to a peculiar charm – the charm of being truly, undeniably bad.

Remarkable yet questionable acting can occasionally be spotted in films that are equally flawed yet captivating, or simply poor productions, or even within those that generally excel. However, it’s not merely the flaws that make these performances stand out – they have a certain allure, despite their lack of quality. Acting so bad it sticks in your mind deserves recognition over mediocre performances that are quickly forgotten. These truly awful acting moments seem to endure as long, if not longer, than great performances. Have a look below and make up your own mind.

12 Movie Performances So Bad They Became Iconic

Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Even if you don’t recall where you were initially when Keanu Reeves pronounced Budapest as “Beeuu-dapest,” chances are this quirky moment has lingered in your memory. Over time, we’ve grown to appreciate and respect Keanu Reeves, a captivating actor who fully immerses himself in his roles, much like Nicolas Cage. However, in Francis Ford Coppola’s gothic adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Reeves seemed to struggle. Some might argue that his portrayal of Jonathan Harker, a bumbling character overshadowed by the sophisticated vampire count pursuing his wife, aligns with the movie’s themes. Yet, Reeves’ performance is so amusingly strange that it’s difficult to determine if it was intentional or accidental.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Batman & Robin

In the film “Batman & Robin”, Arnold Schwarzenegger played the character Mr. Freeze, delivering numerous ice-themed one-liners that were initially dreadful (“Let’s kick some ICE!!”). However, as the movie progressed, these lines became increasingly amusing. Despite Schwarzenegger’s performance being heavily criticized and with every performance in the film being subpar, somehow, it managed to work: “Hey, everyone. Chill… chill… CHILL!” This is one of many instances where Schwarzenegger delivered his lines in his signature exaggerated manner, making even the most forced metaphors endearing to viewers.

“Hey, everyone. Chill… chill… CHILL!” This is one of many instances where Schwarzenegger delivered his lines in a flamboyant manner, making even the most forced metaphors endearing to viewers.

John Travolta in Battlefield Earth

It would be dreadful to live under the rule of John Travolta and his bureaucratic alien associates from “Battlefield Earth”, mainly due to Travolta’s overly giggly portrayal of Terl, the Psychlo security chief responsible for enslaving local man-animals. The term “hamming it up” falls short in describing what Travolta does in this film. In fact, “Battlefield Earth” was a long-awaited adaptation of L. Ron Hubbard’s novel that John Travolta had been working on for years. As Terl, Travolta is unlike the menacing evil of Darth Vader or the brutal violence of the Xenomorphs; instead, he adopts an effeminate, insincere tone in every line delivery, and when not shrieking lines like “DO YOU WANT LUNCH?!” while giggling.

Hayden Christensen in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

In various discussions, it’s been pointed out that Hayden Christensen’s portrayal of Jedi trainee Anakin Skywalker in “Attack of the Clones” isn’t Academy Award-worthy but still serves the movie well. Anakin is far from the typical heroic protagonist audiences anticipate, as his social awkwardness often hinders him from being genuinely endearing (such as during the sand speech). Some might argue that Christensen’s acting comes off as rigid and peculiar, yet one could also suggest that Anakin’s character was intended to be stiff and peculiar. It’s possible we may be overestimating George Lucas’ writing abilities, but if the intention was for Anakin to be an unintentionally charming semi-hero, overwhelmed by his extraordinary talents and the complexities of his new society, then Christensen’s performance perfectly captured this portrayal.

Tommy Wiseau in The Room

In any collection of poorly acted performances, there’s a standout role – that of the romantic banker Johnny, played by Tommy Wiseau in the film The Room. As a quadruple threat (writer, director, producer, and actor), Wiseau brings an unusual style to his portrayal, delivering lines as if he were an alien unfamiliar with Earth’s customs. One moment he’s shouting and flailing, the next he’s whispering and moaning. The peculiarity is heightened by the fact that it seems all of his lines were re-recorded, giving them a distinctly otherworldly quality. And who among us hasn’t found ourselves dramatically exclaiming, “YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!”, in response to the smallest of setbacks?

Kristen Stewart in Twilight

As a die-hard movie enthusiast, I can’t forget Kristen Stewart’s unique portrayal of Bella Swan in the Twilight saga. Her awkward delivery and stutters were so striking that even Taylor Swift poked fun at it during her Saturday Night Live stint. Just like Hayden Christensen, Stewart’s acting prowess wasn’t fully appreciated until later – during the release of the Twilight movies, she was often criticized for her peculiar line delivery and quirks like biting her lip compulsively and tucking her hair behind her ear. However, if these idiosyncrasies have left such a lasting impression on us fans, it’s clear that Stewart must have been doing something right.

Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending

It’s understandable that Eddie Redmayne appears unsettling and peculiar as the antagonist Balem Abrasax in the Wachowskis’ space opera, Jupiter Ascending. After all, he’s an alien! He’s a being from another world whose eternal life is sustained by draining energy from colossal farms like Earth, where its inhabitants are unknowing livestock for a hidden off-world empire to exploit. It’s hard to imagine someone who does such things could speak in a casual manner, right? The main reason we don’t imitate Balem at dinner parties is that not many people have seen Jupiter Ascending. Yet, it’s worth watching the movie for Redmayne’s distinct acting talent alone.

Jennifer Lawrence in mother!

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Jared Leto in House of Gucci

In a somewhat ironic twist, labeling Jared Leto’s portrayal of Paolo Gucci in the film “House of Gucci” as offensive to Italians could potentially be seen as even more disrespectful. His performance seems to border on comic relief, with his frequent references to pasta and exaggerated facial prosthetics. His whiny voice makes one yearn for any other character to appear on screen instead, including Adam Driver, despite his questionable Italian accent. However, he does deliver a few hilarious one-liners, such as the quip about not confusing “shit” with “chocolate.

Tom Hanks in Elvis

In a manner only daring as Baz Luhrmann could conceive, Tom Hanks portrays Colonel Tom Parker, a character so wickedly evil that he seemingly sapped the vitality and fortune from Elvis Presley. In this biopic, Elvis’ Colonel Tom, hidden in a bulky suit and tweed jacket, seems to delight maliciously whenever Elvis gyrates his hips. The swift camera focus on Hanks’ villainous countenance upon discovering that the new voice belongs to a white man is an astonishing example of cinematic artistry. Austin Butler delivered a commendable performance as Elvis, yet Hanks’ Colonel Parker was a unique portrayal that we can honestly claim to have never witnessed before or since.

80s Movies That Could Never Be Made Today

Big (1988)

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Back in the ’80s, I found myself utterly captivated by this film – Big. While some folks might have different memories of it, let me share the facts as I recall them. Tom Hanks masterfully portrayed an adult version of Josh Baskin, a 12-year-old boy who made a wish to be big at a carnival game and actually got his wish from a fortune teller. After transforming, young Josh ran away from home to New York City, where he landed a job at a toy company. The movie was already bizarre enough when it came to Josh living it up in a fancy Soho apartment while letting his family believe he’d been kidnapped for months on end and barely remembering his dear mother.

Things took an even more peculiar turn by the end of the film, as Josh found himself romantically involved with one of his colleagues (Elizabeth Perkins’ character, Susan). Though nothing was explicitly shown on screen, it was quite strongly implied that a 12-year-old in a grown man’s body had entered into a relationship with Susan. It’s safe to say this movie was a massive box office hit and helped establish Tom Hanks as the nation’s heartthrob. The ’80s were definitely an interesting time!

Can’t Buy Me Love (1987)

80’s movies often featured socially awkward individuals trying to gain acceptance into popular groups, either through deception or monetary means. For instance, in the movie ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’, a character, played by Patrick Dempsey, known for his geeky roles, uses money he saved from work to buy a telescope but instead gives it to a popular girl (Amanda Peterson) as a bribe to pretend they are dating. The scheme is successful and soon, Dempsey’s character becomes so popular that he behaves rudely towards others. It seems the movie’s underlying message – that money can buy you love, and people will forgive your bad behavior if you genuinely believe you are a good person – might not sit well with audiences today.

Dream a Little Dream (1989)

In the movie “Dream a Little Dream,” there’s a heart-wrenching narrative that stands out as one of the oddest and most unsettling in ’80s cinema. It revolves around a character named Lainie, played by Meredith Salenger, who finds herself trapped in an abusive relationship with a boyfriend. A classmate, portrayed by Corey Feldman, develops feelings for her and tries to help her escape this toxic bond.

However, things take a drastic turn when Lainie’s parents side with the abusive boyfriend instead of their own daughter. They threaten to move the entire family due to her refusal to comply with the boyfriend’s demands after he physically harmed her. The plot twist comes when Lainie’s mother drugs her, supposedly to protect her from trouble. This disturbing storyline is so shocking that it led to a sequel being produced for the film.

Heathers (1989)

In 1989, the concept of high school students resorting to violence against each other wasn’t as raw and sensitive as it is now. The dark satire movie “Heathers,” featuring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater, depicted their attempts to eliminate their school rivals in a way that made it look like suicides, was seen more as black comedy back then. Nowadays, teenagers turning violent isn’t something we find funny; it’s a grim reality. Despite the enduring popularity of “Heathers,” efforts have been made to modernize it, but ironically, when Paramount Network attempted to reboot it for television a few years ago, they demonstrated that the film might not be adaptable in today’s world. The premiere of the show was repeatedly delayed due to real-life school shootings. Eventually, the show did air, but it was heavily edited; the final episode was actually a combination of the last two episodes.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

In the initial sequel of “Indiana Jones”, our protagonist, along with his companions, encounter an Indian cult known as Thuggee, which has forced children from a local village to labor in a mine. This mine is concealed beneath a palace, where Indy experiences a chilling dinner filled with unusual dishes such as snakes and monkey brains. In today’s context, this portrayal of Indian culture and cuisine could stir controversy due to its misrepresentation. Additionally, the movie was so unsettling that it caused concern among younger viewers, leading the Motion Picture Association to introduce a new PG-13 rating for films that were too intense for a PG rating but not extreme enough for an R. It’s hard to imagine a family-oriented film today featuring a villain who brutally removes hearts from their victims!

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

In this continuously beloved comedy, there’s an unexpectedly harsh undertone given its theme of misunderstood outcasts. It’s riddled with offensive humor, including homophobic and racist remarks, as well as a storyline where a group of nerds seek revenge on a sorority by invading their house and spying on them using hidden cameras. This leads to the head nerd deceivingly posing as a popular girl’s boyfriend, then engaging in sexual acts with her under false pretenses. Remarkably, she falls instantly in love with him, oblivious to his deceitful actions. An attempt at remaking this film in the mid-2000s failed at the last minute before shooting began. Perhaps the reason for its failure is that the only way this movie could resonate in today’s era is by undergoing a gritty reboot, critiquing the idea that nerds deserve love, fame, and success solely because they faced bullying from a few arrogant jocks.

Short Circuit (1986)

In case you recall, the movie “Short Circuit” was a heartwarming comedy about a sentient robot who defied its military programming. If your memory is hazy since it’s been a while, you might not remember that Ben Jabituya, the crucial robotics scientist character, was portrayed by Fisher Stevens in brownface. This character became incredibly popular, even leading to Stevens assuming the (non-robot) lead role in the sequel, “Short Circuit 2.” Despite the films’ success in the 80s, Stevens has since expressed that the part has been a burden and stated he would not reprise it.

Sixteen Candles (1984)

John Hughes is often associated with movies showcasing humorous, heartfelt depictions of teenagers, such as “The Breakfast Club”, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”, and “Sixteen Candles”. However, it’s worth noting that not all characters in every film were sensitive portrayals. A reevaluation of “Sixteen Candles” reveals Long Duk Dong, a foreign exchange student, who appears to embody numerous Asian stereotypes. This character, unfortunately, includes a sound effect that plays whenever he appears on screen, further reinforcing the stereotype. In later years, Molly Ringwald, who starred in “Sixteen Candles”, labeled Long Duk Dong as a “grotesque stereotype” in an essay for The New Yorker. This essay also addressed Hughes’ films’ treatment of women and their casual homophobia, which are aspects that make his work significant relics of their time rather than modern representations.

Soul Man (1986)

In 1986, it’s hard to believe that a comedy centered around blackface was produced. The movie, “Soul Man,” follows the story of a self-indulgent college student named Mark (played by C. Thomas Howell). Despite getting accepted into Harvard Law School, Mark learns that his wealthy father won’t cover the tuition costs. In a desperate attempt to secure a scholarship for African American students, he resorts to an excessive use of tanning pills and wearing a wig to alter his appearance. Amazingly, this rather unconvincing disguise manages to fool people, at least for a short while. Although the film seems to have good intentions – it satirizes Mark’s ignorance and the reality that becoming Black is not an easy ticket to Harvard – much of the humor falls flat due to its insensitive and out-of-touch tone. Frankly, it’s more likely we’ll see a remake of “Gigli” in this century than a reboot of “Soul Man.

Zapped! (1982)

In the film “Zapped!”, I found myself in the uncomfortable position of rooting for a character who, let’s face it, is far from heroic. Scott Baio’s character, Barney, gains telekinetic powers in a botched science experiment, but instead of using them responsibly, he spends the movie exploiting and humiliating the women around him.

Now, I’m not one to shy away from a bit of racy cinema – after all, sexual tension has been a staple of film for over a century. However, “Zapped!” takes things too far by using abuse as a source of humor. It’s a film that leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, and not in the good way that a well-crafted romantic comedy might.

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