“Crypto Scams Hit $17B! AI Says ‘Hold My Binary Code!'”

Impersonation scams? Oh, they’re up a whopping 1,400% year-over-year. Because why get creative when you can just pretend to be Elon Musk? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, AI-linked groups are making 4.5× more money with 9× the daily transactions. Talk about efficiency! 💼 Then there’s the “Lighthouse” scam kits-industrialized and generating $1.5 million over 3 years. Because apparently, crime pays… very well. 💸

MrBeast’s Beast Gets $200M Crypto Hug – Web3 Meets Viral Videos! 🚀💸

So, Bitmine, the Ethereum-hoarding, digital-asset-strategizing outfit, decided to swap its crypto cave for the bright lights of YouTube stardom. Yep, they’ve sunk $200 million into Beast Industries, the brainchild of that philanthropic prankster, MrBeast. Who needs decentralized ledgers when you’ve got videos of folks eating 100 tacos in 24 hours?