Crypto & Banks?! Oh, Great. 🙄

Okay, so this “Old Glory Bank” – a name that frankly feels like it’s trying too hard – is merging with some company, Digital Asset Acquisition Corporation. Very creative name, by the way. Sounds like something from a bad sci-fi movie. They’re calling it a “special purpose acquisition transaction”. Special? What’s so special about it? It’s just… merging! 🙄

Crypto Exchange Shutdown: Georgia’s Finest Finagling

Georgia regulators have decided that crypto exchanges need to stay in their legal boxes. Virtual Assets LLC, previously known as Crypto Dispensers, needs to take a long, uninterrupted break from trading virtual currencies on January 16, 2026. Can you believe it? The state Department of Banking and Finance somehow found time for enforcement action. Fabulous, right?