Ethereum’s Eerie Echo of a Stale Summer Soirée 🎩💰

As the weekend unfolded-alas, the golden age of cocktail parties and existential dread-social
media lanes buzzed with the latest cinematic drivel from a capricious market analyst dubbed
Cantonese Cat. This virtuoso of verbosity embarks on a drawn-out 27-minute odyssey into the
abyss of Ethereum’s long-term structure, liquidity trends, and its befuddling connection to
public equities. What grand catharsis awaits, pray tell?