Crypto Craze Continues

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But wait, there’s more! Other crypto ETFs got in on the action too. Ethereum, the cool kid on the block, saw $130 million in inflows 😎. Solana, the new kid, got a modest $5.9 million 🤑, and XRP, well, XRP got $13 million, which is, you know, a nice tip 💸. The total ETF assets are now a staggering $123 billion, because who needs actual money when you can have pretend internet money? 🤪

PI Token: Still Waiting for the Party 🎉?

Bitcoin, that lumbering behemoth, briefly touched $96,600 – a sum quite dizzying to contemplate, if one were so inclined. The lesser altcoins, those nimble, iridescent minnows, rejoiced with gains. But ah, Pi Network’s little offering…a mere 1.5% ripple in the 24-hour frenzy. A shy, hesitant gesture in a world of rampant exuberance. 🙄

Bitcoin to $100K?! 🤯

Now, some chap called Tom Lee – a bit of a know-it-all, apparently – predicted a new all-time high back in January. And wouldn’t you know it, he may actually be right! But don’t go spending your pocket money just yet… there are still a few gloomy Gus’s about.