BBG NEWS

So, picture this: New York. January 19, 2026. Snow? Probably not, it’s crypto bro weather-dry, overpriced coffee, and men in Patagonia vests pretending they understand blockchain layers. 🥶☕ Blockspace Media, in a bold move that shocked absolutely no one who was paying attention, announced they’ve acquired Bitcoin Layers-a scrappy little David in a world full of Goliaths who still can’t explain what an L2 actually does without using the word “synergy” three times.

In good-natured prattle on her missive platform X (formerly known by the mundane Twitter), Martinez signals a resurgence in delightful activity amongst weary Ethereum investors. Indeed, the network’s daily visitors have blossomed-doubling in number to sashay past 800,000 in the brief span of fortnights. Martinez’s esoteric clues further intimate a sweet dalliance with burgeoning European non-fungible ETFs, which have lately come to hoard a staggering 158,545 ETH, generously valued at a cool $520 million. With sentiments so majestically bullish, one must envision the fortified ramparts between $2,772 and $3,109 cordially welcoming the ether’s price waltz.

This delightful surge seems to have coincided with a breakout from what they call a regression channel. I reckon that’s just fancy talk for ‘things are looking up!’ Meanwhile, those in the derivatives game are rubbing their hands together in anticipation of more gains, like a child waiting for Christmas morning.